The Russian president’s security team is also responsible for collecting and storing the feces of 69-year-old Vladimir Putin when he is abroad.
According to an article written by two Russian journalists in Paris Match, security guards collect Putin’s excrement and store it in a special container that is then placed in a bag that is then returned to Russia.
The purpose of this practice, which is carried out by elements of the Federal Protection Service, is to prevent foreign powers from gaining access to information about the health status of the Russian president, by analyzing the DNA found in his feces.
Putin’s unusual practice has already been mentioned in the international press, but now it has acquired another significance, given the current speculation about the state of health of the Russian president who, according to numerous reports cited in the international press, was diagnosed. He has serious cancer. Not much time left.
A member of the Federal Security Service claimed that Putin could not stay “more than two or three years.”
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